5 Weird National Holidays

1. National Dress Up Your Pet Day – January 14

Because nothing says “I love you” like putting your dachshund in a hotdog costume. Whether it’s stylish, silly, or seasonal, this day gives pets their chance to strut their stuff (whether they like it or not).

2. National Talk Like Shakespeare Day – April 23

To celebrate the Bard’s birthday, thou mayest wish to speaketh in thy most eloquent tongue. Verily, ’tis a day for dramatic flair, doth thou not agree?

3. National Lost Sock Memorial Day – May 9

Let’s take a moment to remember all the socks that have mysteriously vanished in laundry rooms across the world. Light a candle. Say a few words. Then go buy a fresh pack.

4. National Be Late for Something Day – September 5

Running behind schedule? Today, it’s not a flaw — it’s a celebration. This lighthearted holiday encourages people to relax and not sweat the clock. Just… maybe not at work.

5. National Nothing Day – January 16

Yep — this holiday exists so you can literally do nothing. No pressure. No events. No meaning. It was created in 1973 by journalist Harold Pullman Coffin as a protest against the explosion of “named days.” Ironically, it’s now on the calendar too.

Which one would you celebrate?